I get all kinds of press releases about new musical gadgets and this one is just too weird to ignore. It’s called the Siri 2—which, by the way, has nothing to do with Apple and iPhones. It’s made by LELO, which calls itself “the world’s leading luxury sex toy brand.”
Siri 2 is “sound responsive” that vibrates in time from music playing in the room—or even the sound of someone singing. It also has a series of preset vibrations, ranging from “classical” and “jazz” to “reggae” and—get this—“techno.” And it comes in three colours: black, purple and cerise. Oh, and because it’s “sound responsive,” be careful about unexpected ambient noises like traffic and construction noise. You could hurt yourself.