There’s a website called Victoria Milan that seeks to connect attached people with those wishing to have affairs. They recently released a study of 6,500 people about their taste in music and whether or not it made them think of their, um, “illicit lovers.” When the results came back, they found that about 75% of all people who cheat think about the people in their affair when listening to music. Jazz fans were the worst, with 19% of them confessing to having bad thoughts when they heard their favourite tunes. But the most faithful? Metalheads. Only 2% confessed to thinking about their lovers while listening to their favourite metal tracks. Extrapolate this information as you must, but I won’t be responsible for what may happen.