One of the big rock’n’roll mysteries is the fate of the Green Day album Cigarettes and Valentines. What? You’ve never heard of a Green Day record by that name? That’s because it was allegedly stolen before it was even finished, let alone released. The story is that one day the Green Day boys went to work only to find the master tapes of the album on which they had been working to have disappeared. Stolen. Vanished. They then had to start again, which resulted in the American Idiot album. Who stole the record? Maybe that’s the wrong question. Maybe we should be asking “Was there ever a record in the first place and is this just some kind of Green Day hoax?” After all, there were no backup copies. No one was ever fired over the incident. And most telling of all, nothing has ever shown up on the Internet. Suspicious? Yeah, me, too.