McDonald’s, Mickey D’s, McDonaldos.. whatever name you’ve chosen, just replace it with plain old dirty McDicks. I have adored the McDonald’s menu in it’s entirety ever since I was a young lad. When I recently heard The Golden Arches were going to launch an all-day breakfast, it felt like our first date all over again. The choice was finally mine to enjoy a sultry Egg McMuffin for breakfast, lunch, OR dinner! The thought of such a thing released intoxicating endorphins within my brain. Then I woke up to this news story.. McDonald’s Canada says ‘no all-day breakfast for you!’ which left me heartbroken, as I was always led to believe that a true lover would make me breakfast in bed even if it was 11:01AM. Was it me individually? My Canadian nationality? Who knows.. I understand Mackey-D’s serves more people than just myself, however I still feel entitled to an all-day breakfast menu!
What will McDonald’s Canada do next? Probably not serve breakfast all day as that good for nothing Tim Hortons has got that covered for the majority of Canadians.
What will I do next? Perhaps it’d be good for me to see other fast food chains, though I know I’ll just end up going back to good ol’ Mickey D’s anyway.. I guess I will never get to wear the pants after 11:00AM in this relationship.