File this one in the WTF cabinet. You can preserve your tattoos for your loved ones to keep after you die.
If you sign up to be a member and pay a fee, The National Association for the Preservation of Skin Art (NAPSA) will send a preservation kit to the funeral home to collect your tattooed skin, preserve it, then send it to… Whoever wants your tattooed skin.
Good thing to keep in mind if you feel you’re going to keel over soon. Tats are expensive.