*** UPDATE ***
Major developments in Gothenberg, Sweden home of the infamous snow penis. Officials decide to and were able to remove the original (possibly alien drawn) snow penis from the ice formed on one of the towns many rivers; however no one could have anticipated the chaos that has ensued..
First the removal process of the original snow penis (see below)
And the retaliation..
It’s bigger and it means business.. it’s anarchy in Sweden.. who will save us?!
*** ORIGINAL POST ***
And you thought you had problems… This town is Sweden is dealing with a 6 foot snow penis drawn on a partial frozen over river..
You being the rational person you are say, ‘Adam, why don’t they just walk out there and brush it away?’ logical, problem is the ice isn’t solid enough to support the weight of an adult human and they can’t send kids out there, well they could, no no they can’t.. anyway so they can’t brush it away. They’re stuck with it. right in the middle of town.
Maybe you say. ‘Adam, why don’t they just get a hose and spray it with water?’ to whit I reply “uh.. that’s actually a really good idea, I don’t know, I guess no one has thought of that.”
Wait, if the ice isnt strong enough to support someone how did someone walk out there and draw it? There’s only one conclusion to be made, aliens did it.
Swedish Alien Snow Penis.
Name of my metal band, dibs.
Image Via @Brosner85