So Facebook unveiled their diagnostics yesterday. That means the entire world can see what the rest of the world does when using social media. And the RESULTS ARE NOT PRETTY.
BUT … what do people do/like on facebook when they’re drunk?
Pseudo Inspirational Quotes
“I would rather walk in the rain with a man who treats me like a queen than ride in a benz with a man who doesn’t value me.” Oh my God. So terrible. No one thinks you’re a prophet. Unless they’re drunk … which I might be.
Laughing at Ugly Babies
You do it. Then you feel bad … which you should. But you still do it.
Comparing Wedding Pictures
This is something Mel does all the time. ALL THE TIME. “Oh Gross. Look at that dress. Who took these pictures? A toddler. Ugh … everyone here looks gross.”
Weddings, just terrific.
Getting Emotional Listening to Songs Your Mom Liked
Every time I hear Celine Dion I get emotional … because of my mom … and alcohol … and my mom … sniff sniff …. DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!!!!