..hows that for a headline?
Noela Rukundo has a story to trump all stories..
Her husband hired a group of hit-men to kill her, but it turns out these hit-men had some kind of code where they don’t kill women and somehow knew Noela’s brother.. anyway they spared her but told her husband they had ‘finished the job’, even charged him extra.. As for Noela, she hid away for a few days a neighbours and let her husband continue with the charade, that she had died in an accident while visiting family on an island off the coast of their homeland of Australia. Noela even let him plan a funeral! Then, being the awesome human she is, Noela had the patience to wait until he was in the middle of his bullsh!t filled eulogy before stepping out from behind the curtain, so to speak.. Take it away Noela..
YES! She wins. That’s aweosme.
Only way it could have been better is if she played Bret Harts intro before she came out..
Cause he’s The Hitman!
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