We all did it up a bit too much last night watching the footballs … but what was the one thing you consumed that REALLY did you in? Here are the Top 5 Candidates …
Your age in Chicken Wings
It seemed like a good idea … 27 chicken wings is easy … but physics and the cold sweat you’re experiencing seem to disagree.
That Second Six Pack of Tall Cans
It was a four hour game, you’d think that your exceedingly stout physique would have been capable of handling all those sweet boozey calories … but obviously not.
That Last Nacho … the one With all the Guac … That Guy …
He was all alone, just sitting in the corner with the perfect amount of cheese and condiments. You were full, but it was destiny. And now … that traitorous bastard is shredding your insides!
The Hot Sauce That you put on Everything
It seemed like a great idea at the time. Somehow the warnings your colon gave you didn’t reach your brain until now … it’s gonna be a long sting-ladden day, kimosabe.
Oh yeah … tequila shots at halftime … great idea, professor.