The Taxis are supposedly gonna go on strike during the NBA All Star Weekend …. how can you turn this idiocy into a positive?
Pull a Rickshaw
Imagine how fit you’ll be pulling that thing around town? You’re gonna be in great shape and rolling in the money. Ever see Indiana Jone and the Temple of Doom? Rickshaws are amazing.
Why take a cab when you can be less fat and walk everywhere? Plus it gives you time to contemplate all the wrongs people have comitted against you and plot your inevitable revenge.
Take the TTC
It has an 80% approval rating right now with the TTC. You could be having the time of your life sitting next to a stranger eating a sandwich. Imagine the fun!
Take an Uber
This will be the most common repercussion of this taxi strike. People are going to try Uber, like it and then NEVER use a cab again.
Just Stay Inside
Use this as an excuse to stay at home and wear sweatpants. Nothing says success like wearing sweatpants. Don’t bath and then watch all kinds of stuff on Netflix.