So the city is gonna be getting photo radar. It’s just a matter of time, what are five other ways the city can make more money?
5) Mammoliti’s Prostitute Island
Giorgio Mammoliti made headlines when he suggested we turn the islands into a giant brothel. It’s actually not a bad idea. I think it could work … it’d require some regulation and a lot of safety inspections, but money could ROLL in!
4) A Leafs Losing Tax
The Leafs need to pay a fee for bringing shame to our city. Imagine how much money we’d have at the end of the year!
3) Bake Sale
City Hall should host a bake sale and all the money can go to the city … imagine the muffins! The brownies. Minnan-Wong melt in your mouth shortbread! I’m getting hungry just thinking about it.
2) John Tory Drives an Uber on the Side
Just think of all the money the city could make. By the end of a day he’d have an excess of twenty six dollars! And that’s pure profit!
1) Grow Ops
We have massive swaths of abandoned industrial land. Turning all those empty factories into huge scale grow ops could make LOADS of money. Imagine how much coin this city could have … provided they legalize it first …