GOOD IDEA –
Not being afraid of robots. But you could be. Like, if you were no one would judge you. I say that cause over the weekend footage was released of Boston Dynamics new robot the created with Google.
Now everyone knows Google, but not everyone knows about Boston Dynamics. Look them up, do a google search for Boston Dynamics. That place will amaze and terrify you. You will see things they’ve made, that you think should only exist in a goofy sci fi movie. Really.
All those robot videos you see on reddit and stuff come from there, and now that they’re in bed with Google it’s just nutty. They have this video about a new bipedal robot, just walking around on its two legs through the snow like it’s having a pleasant stroll to see it’s lady robot girl friend. Then they have it in a lab and it’s trying to pick up a fifty pound box. Which it does, and then a guy keeps smacking it with a hockey stick. He smacks the box out of its hands, then he smacks the robot’s leg.
Basically this guy is just torturing this robot with a Sherwood Hockey stick for a few minutes. This is how Robot wars start. Robots are gonna load this up on their robot VCRs and just get annoyed. Like when you see a video of your dad making fun of you when you were a kid. It’s like that, but with giant unstoppable robots.
Just make sure you go home and give your toaster a hug. Look at him, sitting on the counter making toast for ya. That guy deserves a hug. And maybe that hug could divert a robot war.
EDIT: OMG!!!!! I just realized that Boston Dynamics is probably the inspiration for The Institute in Fallout 4!