26 years ago today, TMNT was released and we learned maybe the most valuable lesson any person can learn during ones lifetime..
“Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza”
As much as I love Spider-man, Deadpool. Batman, Superman all of those amazing superheroes nothing can compete with my
love, nay overwhelming worship of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
The newest movie was terrible and I loved every second of it. The next one will probably be just as bad but I’ll love it too. Because while I can pick apart Batman v Superman (and I did.. here) The Ninja Turtles make me a kid again. The ooze turned them into 6 foot walking talking turtles that know karate? Hell yeah it did, I’m on board 100%. The more absurd it is the better. The newest movies seems to have them battling Krang (a talking brain) from Dimension X because WHY NOT?!
The original movies, 1 & 2 were amazing, 2 being my favourite. Toka? Rezar? Vanilla Ice? F-ck Yeah! 3 was boring but still NINJA TURTLES! The cartoon movie TMNT might be the best story of any of them.. in fact here’s the trailer.. because of any of them this is probably the one you didn’t see and it’s honestly the best one..
God it’s so good. Anyway, continuing – the reboot Michael Bay train wreck from a few years ago was absurd and full of dub-step but again NINJA TURTLES!! And the latest Turtles flick due out this summer looks horrible but also AMAZING because one more time NINJA TURTLES! KRANG! BEBOP! ROCKSTEADY!! COME ON!! It’s the cartoon and video games we grew up worshiping come to life..
Anyone else feel like Pizza Hut?