How can we get peoples attention without throwing blood at them?
I’m sure you know all about the lengths that PETA will go to to stop you from wearing fur, eating meat, etc.
Not only do they target your children in their new ad, they target your child’s Johnson. Behold:
There’s no definitive proof that phthalate – the chemical they claim will shorten Little Jimmy’s… Jimmy… – there is a study from Environmental Health Perspectives suggesting that there may be a correlation between “pre-natal phthalate ingestion”, whatever that means, and the “penis size of Swedish boys.”
Joe Rogan, of all bros, chimed in on it.
Also this guy.
Thankfully, some of us are already inadequate in the pants regardless of how much chicken we eat.