Yeah yeah yeah we’ve heard it a billion times. You can’t train a cat.
Actually, you can. JUST READ THIS.
Look at that tubby bastard. You could snuggle with him and improve your health. It’s true. Snuggling with cats makes you healthier.
Maybe if you’re failing at life it’s not that you’re lazy or smell like old cheese, it’s that you need a cat … and to snuggle with it.