Childhood dreams came true earlier this week when “Pokemon Go” was released. Ever since Pokemon became a thing back in ’96, children have wanted to wander the world training their Pokemon to be the very best… like no one ever was.
But this is the internet and we came here for laughs so here’s what’s happened since “Pokemon Go” was released:
1. A dude was catching Pokemon (a Pidgey) while his wife was about to give birth. He is very lucky to be alive. “She wasn’t mad at all. She just kind of laughed at it. It was primarily an eyeroll once she realized what I was doing.”
2. A lady stumbled upon a dead body.
The “Pokemon Go” train is only going to keep gaining speed. I mean, just look to Twitter for proof.
P.S. some of it has potty language. You’ve been warned.
*Gets Pokemon Go*— rt your kink (@rtyourkink) July 7, 2016
*Breaks into Area 51*
"Sir this is government property!"
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MEWTWO"
“Pokemon Go” will be coming to Canada and the rest of the world “soon,” but not soon enough.