There is something growing on the Don Valley Parkway that will BLOW YOUR MIND!
Somehow, miraculously, there is corn growing in the median of the DVP, you can see it if you’re driving Northbound just past Don Mills Road.
I have been driving by this weed looking thing for months and it’s big enough now that I can tell it’s corn.
A couple listeners have called in and they say it’s from bird poop. This seems logical. I agree with them.
I’ve named him Carry the Cornstock and I just really want this guy to grow to his full potential. I want to eat his corn.
How do you think it got here? How should we protect it??