HAHA PEE PANTS MAN! He will forever be known as “Pee Pants Man”.
This is a Google Street View shot of Joshua Justice. It looks like Joshua peed his pants. Allegedly he didn’t though, he was just trying to sun his pants dry after spilling “half a cleaning keg” on himself while working at Houston’s Flying Saucer Draught Emporium.
Riiiiiight, “spilled a cleaning keg” *cough*