Here are our Top 3 favourite stories of the day! Did you hear…
The Masturbating Italian
The highest court in Italy has ruled that masturbating in public is no longer illegal. I’m sure tourism in Italy has just skyrocketed with this news!
A 69-year-old Italian man was caught masturbating in public one night and they arrested him. Seems fair. But in court he fought against it, claiming that, “he only does it occasionally.”
It was illegal to masturbate in public, especially in front of women, but after what was apparently a convincing argument on the man’s behalf, it is now legal. Finally. Just what the world needed.
Italy. What a place.
9/11 Mattress Commercial. The Store Is No More!
So that mattress store in Texas that put out the offensive 9/11 commercial…
So this was actually a real commercial that was aired on real television. How it got OK’d by so many people is still a mystery!
So that mattress store, Miracle Mattress, is closing its doors after so much backlash. Which is probably a good idea!
Here’s the official statement.