A presumably stressed out and sleep deprived student at the University of Waterloo decided to sacrifice the sanctity of his buttocks for a gag on the internet.
The internet, of course, couldn’t pass on the opportunity to pressure a complete stranger into tattooing a goose on his buttocks.
Internet goofballs they may be, but they’re also charitable internet goofballs. They’re hoping to set up a livestream for the tattoo session where folks can donate to a local mental health centre or food bank.
Stay weird, internet.