Everybody’s into something that gets their motor running.. But this guy literally one-ups that saying.. Michigan-man, Jordan Haskins, got into some ‘car trouble’ on Valentine’s Day related to a Feb 6 incident, where he apparently stole four cars from a local dealership, and then proceeded to take advantage of them.. Yes, you read that correctly.. This man REALLY loves cars.
This isn’t the first time he’s got in trouble from the law for getting his motor running.. He was arrested twice in 2010 for breaking in, and then masturbating in vehicles.. What really gets him going is the ‘vroom’ of the engine.. He actually told police that he likes to pull spark-plug wires so that the cars will sound rough.. In turn, helping him climax.
Unfortunately for Haskins, the only climax this time was the cops coming in to arrest him. Watch your cars everybody… that can kind of joy ride may really taint your car for good.. Make sure you leave that out of the Kijiji ad..