It takes real cojones to ask the most most wonderfully annoying person you know to spend the rest of their life with you.
“Come on! Me? You can do better.”
Proposing is terrifying. Sure, if you’ve been dating for what seems like forever, odds are the person you’re with is willing to stick around til the bitter end. Or not bitter, preferably.
Darrell Hamilton Jr. was about to propose to his girlfriend Rheanna Faye on a romantic plane ride over Reedley, California when tragedy/hilarity struck:
You might have noticed that they didn’t seal the deal with some lip-locking tonsil hockey.
Because, you know… Puke.
If you hurl and she comes back, she’s yours. If you blow chunks and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
– Wayne Campbell