Today is international Pet Day! A day entirely dedicated to appreciating our pets – not that we don’t everyday? Personally, my dog is the most spoiled pet on the face of the planet. I mean, even the chore schedule revolves around him…my 130 lb Bernese Mountain dog is afraid of the dishwasher.
So because pets get enough attention already, it’s time to appreciate the lawyers of the world!
…honestly, it’s not a joke.
If we keep being mean to lawyers, one day they’re going to snap and we won’t have anyone to defend our stupidity anymore.
But what’s the point of appreciating lawyers if you can’t joke around a bit…
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
Ok, I got it out of my system.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.
That was the last one, I promise!
Yeah, you’re right…
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Happy Be Kind to Lawyers Day!!