I hope none of you have ever been pulled over for a DUI (driving-under-the-influence, duh), but if you have, you’ll never beat this guy’s shirt
A 25-year-old Connecticut man accused of driving under the influence on Monday was wearing an all-too ironic t-shirt for his mug shot.
Police said Harrison Wooten, of Woodstock, was wearing the shirt when he crashed his car into a wall in the early morning hours, according to the Hartford Courant.
State troopers who responded to the accident said Wooten was allegedly trying to flee the scene when they arrived.
While this guy is no hero, his shirt was an irony he could not have predicted when he put it on in the morning.
…but we could have.