Of COURSE it is! Look! Look what the internet says! Look at the pentagrams! This tweet by @eatmyaesthetics went viral Thursday so it must be true! Holy (or unholy) bloomin’ onions Batman! It is quite the conspiracy, and one my stomach can get behind.
Other users went on their own investigations, trying to find a link between Outback and Satan. The symbols seem to show up in every city that has 5 or more locations.
Indy is harboring the Devil, North Carolina too, Washington D.C, pretty much everywhere seems to have an Outback, and also worships Satan.
Outback responded with a photo of wholesome and Christian looking Bloomin’ Onions over top of their home base. That seemed to have calmed the conspiracy theorists down a bit, for now.
Ontario doesn’t really have enough locations to make the connection to Satan. Looks like we’re safe, for now. Until the chain decides to infiltrate Canada further than Niagara Falls we remain Devil-free.