Are you free next Monday? If you’re looking for something to pencil into your calendar, there’s a man in Oregon who posted to the San Fransisco area Craigslist who’s looking for a “worthy woman” who would like to participate in a sex ritual in order to conceive a child during the total eclipse “that will be on the next level of human evolution”. Seems legit.
The best part of the ad is the stipulation that the woman must also like cats. Because we wouldn’t want things to get weird if she doesn’t like your cat.
The ad has since been deleted but thanks to the power of screen-grabbing, you can check it out below.