Jersey Shore is BACK!
It’s been almost exactly 8 years since Jersey Shore premiered on MTV and now… (most of) The cast is back for another round! Except this time there might be a lot less partying and a lot more children.
The revival series is set to premiere in 2018! The announcement came during the Monday night premiere of reality series “Floribama Shore,” which is somewhat like Jersey Shore… Except it’s Floribama. A word I heard for the first time today.
Check out the MTV announcement below:
Unfortunately, Sammi Sweetheart will not be there. Probably has something to do with Rahhhn traumatizing her. In which I case, I don’t blame her.
And this is what the rest of the cast seems to be up to:
DJ Pauly D:
Still lookin’ FTD (Fresh To Death).
Mike ‘The Situation’:
To prepare for the premiere of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, let’s go over some of the Jersey Shore slang just to refresh your memory.
Gym. Tan. Laundry. It’s how the guys maintained their hot(?)ness.
How Mike ‘The Situation’ described ugly girls. I have a feeling they won’t be bringing this phrase back.
It is how you dance.
A person who follows you everywhere. They’re basically stuck to you like a backpack.
The shirt before the shirt
I totally forgot about this one. This is literally the shirt you wear before you go out. Right before you go out it’s…… T-SHIRT TIME.
This comes after The shirt before the shirt. It’s time to put on the shirt you wear out.
Cabs Are Here!
What is yelled when like, the cabs have arrived to drive the people to the bar. Super clever!
Well, there you go. Consider yourself prepared.