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Would You Be A Better Mayor?
 Posted 8/31/2010 1:30:00 PM
KINDA HOT IN THESE RHINOS!
Best. Movie. Ever. Better than the original. Better than Inception. Better than Casablanca and Citizen Kane. I defy you to find a better movie than Ace Ventura Pet Detective 2: When Nature Calls! It cannot be done!
And whether you agree with me or not, I think we can all agree that it is hot in THIS rhino (and by "this rhino" I mean Toronto).
Speaking of Toronto, it's been a pretty busy place recently, what with this mayoral election approaching.
Now, I know it's a personal question, but what do you think of these candidates who are vying for municipal supremacy?
Our front runners are George Smitherman, Rob Ford, Joe Pantalone, Sarah Thompson and Rocco Rossi-- but there are some other interesting candidates you may not have heard from yet. Take Keith Cole, for example! He's a performance artist and occasional drag queen! Which, I think, ...
The Hump Dump
Posted 8/25/2010 11:27:00 AM
It's time for the your weekly (okay, yes, except last week) HUMP DUMP!
Let's go!
1) Firefighters are heroes. They risk their lives saving people, fighting fire, and rescuing adorable kittens. You'd think that would be enough. Turns out they also know how to GHOST RIDE THAT WHIP!
Okay, I know it would take longer to get places, but wouldn't it be amazing if firefighters travelled like this all the time? Instead of sirens, they just play Mistah Fab super super loud and ghost ride through intersections. Come on. It would be worth it.
2) But maybe, if they weren't so busy ghost riding, those firefighters would have been able to rescue this little kitty from this Crazy Anti-Cat Lady.
(Don't worry, the kitty lived. And the woman is in police protection after tons of angry people showed up at her house. That's right. Don't mess with the kitties.)
3) ...
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