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The World's Fattest Woman
Posted 6/10/2010 12:57:00 PM
Donna Simpson wants to be the world's fattest woman. She sets goals, one of them being to directly insult every child who died of starvation this morning.



She doesn't exercise, because that would inhibit her schedule of getting gross and chatting about Justin Bieber and Twilight online with her "friends."



Sometimes she looks at the camera and makes penguin noises, "hwaaaaah!"



Donna is no slouch! Eat! Eat! Eat! Work! Work! Work!



Oh no! Donna's mortal nemesis! A non flat surface! Let's just see how pressure treated this lumber really is!



Here's Donna fattening up her dinner, NOM NOM NOM!



Oh no! Lunch is too quick and nimble and ran away! Donna sad.



Here's Donna attempting to buy a buffalo for her Saturday "gorge" party, where her best friend Jabba the Hut Comes over and they eat and wash each other with rags on sticks.



Posted By: Fearless Fred  
Comments:
Why stop at being the fattest woman on earth? She should also try to be the smelliest while she's at it.
Posted By Craig Diaczun On 6/11/2010 11:10:29 AM
If she loved her family a little more and food a little less she might live a longer life. If her daughter was choking could she get to her quickly enough to help? She should have her stomach stapled today. Fred your comments are much nicer than mine would have been.
Posted By JimmyMac On 6/11/2010 9:05:33 AM
Its an under statement to roll her in flour to look for the wet spot!
Posted By tom On 6/11/2010 8:52:08 AM
Those engineers in Japan make some crazy stuff but Toyota is nuts if they think they can sell that here.
Posted By s On 6/11/2010 7:28:59 AM
First comment the only important one. When that thing dies, feed a few hundred hungry children, it doesn't deserve the life it has and obviously is working diligently to lose it. what mental deficiency causes someone with so much to do so little with its life? I would call it a pig but I don't want to insult the swine
Posted By Mike On 6/11/2010 6:59:42 AM
hwaaaaah!!!
Posted By Tim On 6/10/2010 8:40:26 PM
I think it was the nom nom nom caption that made me giggle the most. and people say obesity is no laughing matter. wtf do they know.
Posted By Kier On 6/10/2010 8:00:39 PM
HOW WOULD SHE NOT PEE ON HERSELF!!
Posted By LUCAS F On 6/10/2010 5:55:07 PM
i would pay top dollar to see her wrestle preciuos , someone call Vince McMann
Posted By Plumper Mc Donald On 6/10/2010 5:26:07 PM
Laugh all you want guys, but the fact remains that if Donna ever got the chance, she'd eat you and everyone you care about!
Posted By Bec On 6/10/2010 4:31:18 PM
Ya, I hear she is staring in "Deliverance 2". How sad is that !
Posted By wy On 6/10/2010 3:43:56 PM
Once again a person has found away to get there 15 min by taking the easy route. Why not try and be the worlds healthiest person who was once morbidly obese?
Posted By dave On 6/10/2010 3:24:35 PM
Fred is JOKES - thank god for blogs at work
Posted By Kris On 6/10/2010 2:25:30 PM
Excellent! Another capable individual is sitting at home, collecting social assistance. She should get on a treadmill and get a god damn job! Love ya Fred
Posted By Michelle On 6/10/2010 2:22:16 PM
the comments on this are the best thing ever! DONNA SAD!
Posted By corina On 6/10/2010 2:05:15 PM
She'll be dead in 2 years.
Posted By Ric On 6/10/2010 1:58:10 PM
That was disgusting!! Thankfully the commentary by Fred eased the pain of the viewing. She is quite literally a human traffic accident.
Posted By David On 6/10/2010 1:36:17 PM
Hot [french seal] that was so much funnier than it should`ve been. Maybe we can room together in hell and save on rent.
Posted By Linda Jay On 6/10/2010 1:13:58 PM
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