These days it seems as though everyone has a fetish or some sort of super-kinky interest. Gone are the days where fetishes were considered shameful or embarrassing. Now people are opening up about their once-hidden bedroom habits and are embracing them, as though they are simply a part of what makes them who they are, like their red hair or long legs.

Some fetishes can be pretty tame such as pigtails, feet, or finger nails, while others are a little bit wilder like Golden Showers (peeing on someone before you do them), S&M, or using food as lubricant or massage oil while you get it on.

Nowadays coming to terms with your not-so-innocent needs is actually more difficult than finding someone who shares those same dirty desires. Once you’ve realized what it is that gets you off, the hardest part is finding the right words to type into the Google search bar. As soon as you’ve mastered that, you have access to thousands of other people who want to pee on you, or let you pee on them.

If you think you’re the only person who needs to spread chocolate sauce all over someone in order to get off, think again. Salirophilia is the word you’re looking for and it describes those who enjoy getting people messy and dirty while doing the deed. It’s a bit of a mouthful (haha) so Salirophiliacs have come up with the term “Sploshing.”

Don’t think you need to be sitting in your room with the lights off, staring at a computer screen in order to enjoy this either. Go sploshing! There are Splosh parties, WAM (Wet and Messy) Events, and forget “BYOB”, BYOF(ood) is what’s most important. Ditch your subscriptions to Maxim and Playboy, there’s a magazine called Splosh just for you.

Remember, it’s 2012, everything is out in the open now. All it takes is a quick internet search and you can literally fill your calendar with fun, kinky events that match your interests. If, however, you’d prefer to keep your sexual secrets just that – secrets, there are tons of websites you can check out and enjoy from the comfort of your own home.

Finding someone who shares your sexual interests can be the best thing for your relationship! Not having to hide what really turns you on allows you to truly be yourself, which is what we all look for in a partner, isn’t it? Swingers should date other swingers, people who love S&M should date others who love it too, and if you prefer having sex with objects? Well, I guess you don’t really need another person then do you? Just keep doing your thing.

Forget vanilla sex, find what gets you off. Life is too short to remain in missionary.